badwithnames06

badwithnames06 @ 2006-09-25T03:36:00

2006-09-25T07:36:59Z

so i will be deleting this shit soon. right.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-09-07T23:36:00

2006-09-08T03:36:44Z

I bought some more honey. A big-ass jar of it, too.

You know who you are.

my interests and shit. i gotta be fuckin bored out of my mind

2006-09-07T17:40:54Z

Create your own! Originally Written By ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424

the closest i ever get 2 being philisophical is after

2006-09-07T05:11:55Z

so for quite a while now i have been eating these potato chips. fucking delicious.

some foods demand to be eaten. the dark chocolate that you just bought, the bag of cheetos after you just smoked some weed. cold chinese food at three in the morning, even if you don't want it you eat it because its there and not eating means that you have nothing 2 break the long stretch of insomnia.

potato chips aren't like that. they hang out in your kitchen for months, filling an empty space in the cabinet. then one day you say fuck it, I'm going to have some potato chips. I want some goddamn potato chips.

and then I'm surprised by how good they are. not Lays or any of that crap. they dissolve and unravel on your tounge in all these wonderful flavors. these are the good kind, with pepper and heat.

fuckin spicy.

i should eat potato chips more often.

shit. i think i'm out of vodka.

Apparently this is me.

2006-09-06T22:29:20Z

My Personality


Neuroticism	40
Extraversion	57
Openness To Experience	86
Agreeableness	0
Conscientiousness	1

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You are neither a subdued loner nor a jovial chatterbox. You enjoy time with others but also time alone. Stressful and frustrating situations can sometimes be upsetting to you, but you are often able to get over these feelings and cope with these situations. Novelty, variety, and change spice up your life and make you a curious, imaginative, and creative person. People see you as tough, critical, and uncompromising and you have less concern with others' needs than with your own. You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-31T15:09:00

2006-08-31T19:13:28Z

i just read an article about this dudes penis exploding during sex. apparently it happens sometimes. something 2 do with blood pressure. the veins burst and the skin tears open and shit. huh.

so all you guys out there...be careful...

heheheheheh.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-29T01:55:00

2006-08-29T05:57:45Z

i cant sleep

i have this friend thats always bitching and moaning about how horrible life is and how she hates herself

today i got fed up with that shit and i was like why the fuck don't you just off yourself then

but i hope she doesn't

cause i would feel real bad and shit.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-28T16:01:00

2006-08-28T20:01:29Z

i want to try out my new tounge ring on someone.

volunteers?

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-28T15:21:00

2006-08-28T19:21:20Z

quit my job today.

happy about that.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-28T15:19:00

2006-08-28T19:19:52Z

After you die...
Reincarnated as Yourself

After death, you will be reborn again as yourself. You will live the same life, unbeknownst to you. However, you will have vivid moments of déjà vu, as you probably have now.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-28T12:27:00

2006-08-28T16:27:01Z

this morning i re-pierced my tounge

hope it doesn't get infected.

after you've had a great fuck, your brain tricks you into believing everything is peachy.

whatever.

im going to hurt you with my stick

2006-08-28T01:42:05Z

yah i look like that mostly

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-27T22:40:00

2006-08-27T19:39:48Z

View Poll: did i do it

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-27T19:24:00

2006-08-27T19:26:40Z

talking 2 M. i think i convinced the girl to drive up and see me tonight.

which is excellent. because i'm past due for a good. long. fuck.

yes.

i am in a lovely mood today. kicked an asshole in the nuts. wait that's anatomically impossible. i kicked a dick. that makes sense.

makes any day perfect.

yes.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-27T08:09:00

2006-08-27T19:08:20Z

i think i have too much wax in my ears

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-26T16:41:00

2006-08-26T18:42:10Z

badwithnames06 is being stalked on Livejournal!

spicypotatochip is stalking badwithnames06
spicypotatochip’s REAL name :	Kari Biss
spicypotatochip’s REAL DOB :	24th August 1982
Height :172 cm	Weight : 91.7 kg
spicypotatochip has dreamt about you :	22 times
spicypotatochip became interested in you :	16th August 2003
spicypotatochip’s latest dream about you
You and spicypotatochip are in a bar. spicypotatochip carries you up onto the pool table and begins undressing you. spicypotatochip starts to whip you around the ass with your own jeans.
This is how spicypotatochip describes your relationship behind your back
‘My god! badwithnames06 is hot as fuck. I want to get her into bed so I can nibble away at their earlobes all night long!’
spicypotatochip’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
spicypotatochip has stolen all of your baby-photos.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
spicypotatochip has tattooed their mental image of your genetalia onto their upper forearm.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hunnybugs! I’m drowning out at sea without you. S.O.S! Mayday! Give me a fuck and I’ll no doubt find land!

The Police
No. calls to the police :	20 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, police? Yeah, I’d like to report a crime. Some mad fuckers just shovelled shit into our mailbox. I think it’s this person I know from the internet called spicypotatochip. Yeah, real mad son of a bitch. Can’t seem to understand that I just don’t like ‘em."
spicypotatochip’s Police File
spicypotatochip is a sadistic cold-blooded killer who preys on the countryside looking for barnyard animals to mowdown in their people carrier.

Testimonies about spicypotatochip

tydestra - Loves staring at dead bodies

‘You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I’m becoming a recluse.’

toldyaso - The Ear Doctor

‘I’ve known them both for a long time and I can safely say I’ve never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.’

damp_sands - Slap-happy

‘I used to love spicypotatochip. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.’

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-25T15:56:00

2006-08-25T20:06:02Z

been talking online with this little girl for two and a half fucking hours. what the fuck is wrong with me. i'm in over my head with her. she is a scary bitch sometimes. guys always think she's this cute sweet little thing. she can make a guy do like any kind of shit if she plays on that, and sure as hell she does. girls like pick up on it because they are less mentally handicapped in that way. most other girls are scared of her a little. probly should be. jesus fuck. the shit she tells me sometimes.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-23T21:25:00

2006-08-24T01:25:44Z

I like rope.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-23T16:50:00

2006-08-23T20:50:58Z

told my boss it was my b-day and she let me off early. no shit.

time for vodka.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-22T20:16:00

2006-08-23T00:21:50Z

so no one filled out the little meme. like you all haven't thought about suicide. fuckers.

just kidding. i love everyone. hah.

tommorrow is my birthday. fuck this- twenty two. im old.

i hate when i feel like this. shit.

birthdays are meant to be filled with vodka. but i have to work tommorrow. stock shelves and smile at the customers. fuck. but a few months and i'll have enough $$ to ditch this place.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-22T14:30:00

2006-08-22T18:32:48Z

hahahah I had to post this fuckin thing.

Suicide Meme stolen from lemonadeberry

1) 2 Reasons which you will commit suicide for.
2) 2 ways in which you want to commit suicide in.
3) 3 people people you want to see / 3 things you want to have before you suicide.
lastly, how do you want your body to be disposed off.

post on your journal or here or whatever.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-21T16:13:00

2006-08-21T20:17:51Z

I am tired of the heat wave shit. I miss winter. I miss snow that comes up to my armpits. Cold, so cold that it feels like it's ripping your lungs apart every time you take a fuckin breath. cold so that all your muscles clench up and you can barely walk, freezing weather that hurts, that feels like all your blood is turning to ice and it burns like hell. the way only ice can burn. looking outside and everything is shut down and covered in white and it looks like the world ended while you were asleep. I want that. summer fucking sucks.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-20T16:53:00

2006-08-20T20:56:08Z

this sucks. I am so fuckin horny right now. been that way for like four fuckin days. Shit. it's bad. it's not even natural. I'm gonna claw my way up the walls here.

godammit. I want a grape soda.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-20T16:34:00

2006-08-20T20:34:23Z

m has just nagged me about how I should update and shit.

so here i am. updating.

hello.

badwithnames06 @ 2006-08-01T00:54:00

2006-08-01T04:57:30Z

Holy fuck this is a lot of adjectives. I love adjectives.

bold the words that describe your personality and such nonsense....

I am:
Concrete
Abstract
Reactive
Emotionally Stable
Submissive
Dominant
Strong
Weak
Serious
Lively
Expedient
Rule-Conscious
Socially Bold
Intimate
Energetic
Athletic
Trusting
Independant
Vigilant
Flexible
Sensitive
Insensitive
Warm-hearted
A tough cookie
Cute
Sweet
Creative
Practical
Imaginative
Forthright
Private

Apprehensive
Traditional
Open-to-Change
Group-Oriented
Self-Reliant
Tolerant
Perfectionist
Sappy
Clingy
Relaxed
Tense
Immature
Mature
Passionate
Romantic
Affectionate
Unlovable
Manic depressive
Depressed
Unhappy
Happy
Thrilled
Intelligent
Bright
Dumb
Miserable
Selfish
Random
Articulate
Artistic
A Daydreamer
Strange
Weird
Fun
Spontaneous
Mischievous
Curious
Hyper
Happy-Go-Lucky
Nosey
Spiteful
Naughty
Dirty-minded
Kinky
Slutty
Bitchy
Two-faced
Irritable
Short-tempered
Loud
Quiet
Outgoing
Shy
Psycho
Musical
Arty
Witty
Wise
Nervous
Confident
Annoying
Serious
Light-hearted
Emotional
Funny
Silly
Stupid
Crazy
Egotistical
Bubbly
Laid back
Casual
Easy going
Trustworthy
Loving
Afraid
Willing
Optimistic
Pessimistic
Superstitious
Bookworm
A Procrastinator
Bone Idle
Friendly
Polite
Controlling
Impulsive
Rude
Reclusive
Anti-social
Social
Gay
Straight
Bisexual
A Failure
A Success
Color blind
Jealous
Free willed
Defensive
Sentimental
Ambitious
Easily offended
Open minded
Ignorant
Close minded
Hypocritical
Quirky
Cruel
Honest
Mean
Insecure
Self-Centered
Brave
Manipulative
Hostile
Self Asssured
Tender
Gentle
Rough
Vain
Perceptive
Popular
Talented
Respectful
Corny
Cocky
Aggressive
Determined
Compassionate
Reserved
Warm
Friendly
Antagonist
Protagonists

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