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This is not for your entertainment. I am here to BITCH. Don't like it? Leave.

(no subject) [Sep. 25th, 2006|03:36 am]
so i will be deleting this shit soon. right.
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(no subject) [Sep. 7th, 2006|11:36 pm]
I bought some more honey. A big-ass jar of it, too.

You know who you are.
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my interests and shit. i gotta be fuckin bored out of my mind [Sep. 7th, 2006|12:40 pm]
Create your own! Originally Written By ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424
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the closest i ever get 2 being philisophical is after [Sep. 6th, 2006|11:56 pm]
so for quite a while now i have been eating these potato chips. fucking delicious. 

some foods demand to be eaten. the dark chocolate that you just bought, the bag of cheetos after you just smoked some weed. cold chinese food at three in the morning, even if you don't want it  you eat it because its there and not eating means that you have nothing 2 break the long stretch of insomnia.

potato chips aren't like that. they hang out in your kitchen for months, filling an empty space in the cabinet. then one day you say fuck it, I'm going to have some potato chips. I want some goddamn potato chips.

and then I'm surprised by how good they are. not Lays or any of that crap. they dissolve and unravel on your tounge in all these wonderful flavors. these are the good kind, with pepper and heat.

fuckin spicy.

i should eat potato chips more often.

shit. i think i'm out of vodka.
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Apparently this is me. [Sep. 6th, 2006|06:28 pm]

My Personality
Openness To Experience
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You are neither a subdued loner nor a jovial chatterbox. You enjoy time with others but also time alone. Stressful and frustrating situations can sometimes be upsetting to you, but you are often able to get over these feelings and cope with these situations. Novelty, variety, and change spice up your life and make you a curious, imaginative, and creative person. People see you as tough, critical, and uncompromising and you have less concern with others' needs than with your own. You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized.

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(no subject) [Aug. 31st, 2006|03:09 pm]
i just read an article about this dudes penis exploding during sex. apparently it happens sometimes. something 2 do with blood pressure. the veins burst and the skin tears open and shit. huh.

so all you guys out there...be careful...

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(no subject) [Aug. 29th, 2006|01:55 am]
i cant sleep

i have this friend thats always bitching and moaning about how horrible life is and how she hates herself

today i got fed up with that shit and i was like why the fuck don't you just off yourself then

but i hope she doesn't

cause i would feel real bad and shit.
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(no subject) [Aug. 28th, 2006|04:01 pm]
i want to try out my new tounge ring on someone.

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(no subject) [Aug. 28th, 2006|03:21 pm]
quit my job today.

happy about that.
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(no subject) [Aug. 28th, 2006|03:19 pm]

After you die...
Reincarnated as Yourself

After death, you will be reborn again as yourself. You will live the same life, unbeknownst to you. However, you will have vivid moments of déjà vu, as you probably have now.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
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(no subject) [Aug. 28th, 2006|12:27 pm]
this morning i re-pierced my tounge

hope it doesn't get infected.

after you've had a great fuck, your brain tricks you into believing everything is peachy.

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im going to hurt you with my stick [Aug. 27th, 2006|11:41 pm]

yah i look like that mostly
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(no subject) [Aug. 27th, 2006|10:40 pm]
Poll #808060 did i do it

did i do this poll shit right

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(no subject) [Aug. 27th, 2006|07:24 pm]
talking 2 M. i think i convinced the girl to drive up and see me tonight.

which is excellent. because i'm past due for a good. long. fuck.


i am in a lovely mood today. kicked an asshole in the nuts. wait that's anatomically impossible. i kicked a dick. that makes sense.

makes any day perfect.

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(no subject) [Aug. 27th, 2006|08:09 am]
i think i have too much wax in my ears
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(no subject) [Aug. 26th, 2006|04:41 pm]

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

badwithnames06 is being stalked on Livejournal!

spicypotatochip is stalking badwithnames06
spicypotatochip’s REAL name : Kari Biss
spicypotatochip’s REAL DOB : 24th August 1982
Height :172 cm Weight : 91.7 kg
spicypotatochip has dreamt about you : 22 times
spicypotatochip became interested in you : 16th August 2003
spicypotatochip’s latest dream about you
You and spicypotatochip are in a bar. spicypotatochip carries you up onto the pool table and begins undressing you. spicypotatochip starts to whip you around the ass with your own jeans.
This is how spicypotatochip describes your relationship behind your back
‘My god! badwithnames06 is hot as fuck. I want to get her into bed so I can nibble away at their earlobes all night long!’
spicypotatochip’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
spicypotatochip has stolen all of your baby-photos.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
spicypotatochip has tattooed their mental image of your genetalia onto their upper forearm.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hunnybugs! I’m drowning out at sea without you. S.O.S! Mayday! Give me a fuck and I’ll no doubt find land!

The Police
No. calls to the police : 20 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, police? Yeah, I’d like to report a crime. Some mad fuckers just shovelled shit into our mailbox. I think it’s this person I know from the internet called spicypotatochip. Yeah, real mad son of a bitch. Can’t seem to understand that I just don’t like ‘em."
spicypotatochip’s Police File
spicypotatochip is a sadistic cold-blooded killer who preys on the countryside looking for barnyard animals to mowdown in their people carrier.

Testimonies about spicypotatochip
tydestra - Loves staring at dead bodies
‘You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I’m becoming a recluse.’
toldyaso - The Ear Doctor
‘I’ve known them both for a long time and I can safely say I’ve never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.’
damp_sands - Slap-happy
‘I used to love spicypotatochip. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.’

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(no subject) [Aug. 25th, 2006|03:56 pm]

been talking online with this little girl for two and a half fucking hours. what the fuck is wrong with me. i'm in over my head with her. she is a scary bitch sometimes. guys always think she's this cute sweet little thing. she can make a guy do like any kind of shit if she plays on that, and sure as hell she does. girls like pick up on it because they are less mentally handicapped in that way. most other girls are scared of her a little. probly should be. jesus fuck. the shit she tells me sometimes.

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(no subject) [Aug. 23rd, 2006|09:25 pm]
I like rope.
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(no subject) [Aug. 23rd, 2006|04:50 pm]
told my boss it was my b-day and she let me off early. no shit.

time for vodka.
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(no subject) [Aug. 22nd, 2006|08:16 pm]
so no one filled out the little meme. like you all haven't thought about suicide. fuckers.

just kidding. i love everyone. hah.

tommorrow is my birthday. fuck this- twenty two. im old. 

i hate when i feel like this. shit. 

birthdays are meant to be filled with vodka. but i have to work tommorrow. stock shelves and smile at the customers. fuck. but a few months and i'll have enough $$ to ditch this place. 
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